(RD Note: Dizzy Dean was the first TV baseball announcer I ever listened to. He and Pee Wee Reece were my connection to Major League Baseball each weekend during the season. I probably didn't realize until later in life that Dizzy was ridiculed for fracturing the English language. But that's what baseball will always be for me, simple down home heros, both on the field and in the booth. Today's Dizzy's birthday. Happy birthday "Pod-nuh". Rest in Peace.)
From Voices of the Game
In 1953, Diz began the ABC "Game of the Week" -- TV sport's first network series. Two years later it entered CBS' posher home.
For a decade Ol' Diz sang "The Wabash Cannonball," read telegrams to "good ol' boys," and razed the language. Batters "swang." Pitchers "throwed" the ball with "spart." Runners returned to "their respectable bases."
Mayberry loved the 300 pounds, string tie, and Stetson -- the whole rustic goods. "Pod-nuh," Dean called us: his dowry, our badge. "In the hinterlands it was incredible," said CBS sports head Bill MacPhail. "Watching Dizzy Dean was an absolute religion." Each Saturday and Sunday afternoon Middle America closed down.
Inducted as a player, Dean told the Hall, "The Good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind." As a 1960s child I was unaware of Diz's pitching genius. I knew only how he made of baseball existential joy.
Tall Cotton
The son of a migratory cotton picker was born in an Arkansas shack January 16, 1910. Schooling stopped in second grade. "And I wasn't so good in first, either."
At 16, Dean crashed the Army for $21 a month. Next year, joining the Cardinals' Western League team, he bearded its president at 4 a.m. "So the old boy is out prowling by hisself, huh? Us stars and presidents must have our fun."
Diz won his first bigs game in 1930 -- and at least 20 a year from 1933-36. "Hold that success against the country's tone," wrote baseball historian Bob Broeg. "In the '30s states around St. Louis were reeling, and you wouldn't draw flies," the exception being Sunday.
Invariably St. Louis played a double-header. Gates opened at 9 a.m., outlanders filling Sportsman's Park. Among them: the Fellers of Van Meter, Iowa. "We'd muster a couple dollars, and sit in the bleachers," said son Bob, knowing that Diz would pitch, since the Redbirds stacked their schedule.
Baseball exudes single-season art. 1912, Joe Wood, 34-5; 1968, Bob Gibson, 1.12 ERA; 1999, Pedro Martinez, 23-4. Each was child's play v. Dean's 30-7 1934. The Cardinals clinched Closing Day. A headline prefaced the World Series v. Detroit: "Dean: 'Me 'n' [brother] Paul'll Win Four.'"
In Game Four, Diz, pinch-running, was hit in the head by a throw. Papers plagiarized one another: "Headlines of Dean's Head Show Nothing."
Diz won the 11-0 final. "He threw so smoothly," said Broeg, "that my guess is with luck he'd have pitched into the '50s."
Instead, hurting his arm, the Ozark encyclopedist began Browns and Cardinals radio in 1941. A one-handed catch was "a la carte," fly "can of corn," quarrel "like argyin' with a stump. Maybe you city folks don't know what a stump is. It's somethin' a tree has been cut down off of." Don't fail to miss tomorrow's game, Dean brayed. Listeners seldom did.
One batter had an "unorsodock stance," said Diz, voice deep, full, and twangy." Of Ed Hanyzewski, "I like to broke my jaw tryin' to pronounce that one. But I said it by holding' my nose and sneezing." A station offered a job spinning classical music. "You want me to play this sympathetic [symphonic] music and commertate on them Rooshian and French and Kraut composers? Me pronounce the composers' name?" Dean couldn't ennunce Boston's infield.
The St. Louis Board of Education vainly tried to yank Diz off the air. They had to be his words, he said, because no one would take them. Amazingly, the 1944 Browns won a flag. NBC Radio named Dean to the all-St. Louis Series; whereupon Commissioner Landis jibed, "His diction is unfit for a national broadcaster"; at which point Diz said, "How can that Commissar say I ain't eligible to talk?"
Dizzy Dean Quotes
Baseball Almanac is pleased to present an unprecedented collection of baseball related quotations spoken by Dizzy Dean and about Dizzy Dean.
"All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it."
"Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world."
"He (Branch Rickey) must think I went to the Massachesetts Constitution of Technology." - The Sporting News (1936)
"He (Bill Terry) once hit a ball between my legs so hard that my center-fielder caught it on the fly backing up against the wall."
"He slud into third."
"Heck, if anybody told me I was setting a record (strikeouts in a game on July 30, 1933) I'd of got me some more strikeouts." - It Takes Heart (1934)
"I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?"
"I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why."
"If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time."
"I know who's the best pitcher I ever see and it's old Satchel Paige, that big lanky colored boy. My fastball looks like a change of pace alongside that little pistol bullet ole Satchel (Paige) shoots up to the plate." - Sport (1969)
"I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head."
"It ain't braggin' if you can back it up."
"It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?"
"I won twenty-eight games in thirty-five and I couldn't believe my eyes when the Cards sent me a contract with a cut in salary. Mr. Rickey said I deserved a cut because I didn't win thirty games."
"Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating."
"Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine)."
"Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth."
"Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss."
"The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks." - The Laugh's on Me (1973)
"The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing"
"The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All I ever had was a fastball, a curve and a changeup and I did pretty good."
"The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind."
"Well what's wrong with ain't? And as for saying (Phil) Rizzuto slud into second' it just ain't natural. Sounds silly to me. Slud is something more than slid. It means sliding with great effort."
Final Tribute
"Well we're all ten years older today. Dizzy Dean
is dead and 1934 is gone forever. Another part of our youth fled. You look in the mirror and the small boy no longer smiles back at you. Just that sad old man. The Gashouse Gang is now a duet. Dizzy died the other day at the age of 11 or 12. The little boy in all of us died with him. But, for one brief shining afternoon in 1934, he brought joy to that dreary time when most needed it. Dizzy Dean. It's impossible to say without a smile, but then who wants to try? If I know Diz he'll be calling God 'podner' someplace today. I hope there's golf courses or a card game or a slugger who's a sucker for a low outside fastball for Diz. He might have been what baseball's all about." - Jim Murray in Los Angeles Times on July 19, 1974